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Originally Posted by alaskayorkie 2:34 a.m.
1. I used to have red hair. Then brown. Now mostly gray.
2. I weighed 185 last summer. I'm 215 now. My high was 238. Call me yo-yo.
3. I keep my friends close and my enemies closer
4. I'll do anything for a good person.
5. I'm self-conscious and shy but work around it.
6. I waited until I was 40 to get married.
7. I found the perfect woman for me.
8. My wife and I are exact opposites.
9. My mother in law lives with us.
10. I'm not real happy about that.
11. I deal with it.
12. I have the perfect mother.
13. I'm not that smart but I make up for it by outworking smarter people.
14. I'm my wife's hero.
15. That's all I need in life.
16. I karaoke a mean "Amarillo by Morning"
17. I watch too much reality TV, but it's my wife's fault
18. I'm watching a tape of survivor right now.
19. My Dad was the greatest father ever.
20. I kayaked 2,000 miles on the Yukon River.
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Your cracking me up. I want to hear your karaoke, you need to post a video on here of it. What does Eddie think of it( I can just picture him covering his ears- just kidding
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And your mother in law lives with you? How does that work out?