Hahaha, yeah, all of your reactions were pretty much right on with mine - and my DH's too! Both our jaws dropped and eyes popped, lmao. It is kind of interesting to see what they look like, but that's about where the fun ends. And I DEFINITELY agree that teeth and testicles were simply never meant to go into the same container, especially not floating together in formaldehyde!
I still don't know what to do with the container (though the earrings suggestion is so tempting...

), but I probably will keep it together and intact, albeit probably mostly out of sight. I don't want to mess with toxic preservatives, especially when it's mixed in with testicle juice now too. Maybe for certain special houseguests I can replace the flowers on the table with it, as a unique centerpiece :-P And who knows, maybe someday we will have skin kids, and that would be the greatest (if that's the right word) show-and-tell ever!
Lauren & Nikko