Jane got married to Ted and had 13 children.
Her first husband,Ted, died of cancer some years later.
She soon married again. She & Bob had 7 children.
Bob was killed in a car accident, 10 years later.
Jane again quickly remarried.... and this time, she & John had 5 children
Jane finally passed away, after having had 3 happy marriages and a total of 25 children.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.
He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,"Lord, they are finally together."
Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret:
"Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"
Margaret replied:.... "I think he means her legs, Ethel..." |