I'm actually thinking of my own Reality Show called Texas Toad Toss -
You ALL come to texas ...we party all night - the ones who make it till 5 am get to be in the show. You get ONE cup of coffee but can only have a few sips.
You then get to go out on my patio with your trusty Toad Scooper. (Ok...A plastic plant pot) Remember - only a few SIPS of coffee - you are not allowed to cheat and consume any caffiene or your would be awake and that's not playing fair.
Once a Toad is spotted...you will run thru the DARK WET YARD...carefully trying and hoping like crazy you miss the poops in the grass.
You must CAREFULLY scoop up the toad you see without hurting it or yourself.....WHILE avoiding the 2 yorkies and a cocker spaniel running in circles hoping to steal your toad.
Then...whoever is the lucky winner will ONLY WIN after they TOSS THE TOAD over the fence. Points are taken
off if the toad hits a tree or makes a 'splat' sound. You
GAIN points if you here a 'Plop' which means you got it in the neighbors pool.
Now if you are NOT injured from slinging and Tossing Toads and can still lift your coffee cup without a sling on your arm - you are allowed to finish your coffee and wake up.
Any contestants ? Is anyone BRAVE enough for this ?
