02-28-2009, 09:39 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: BC, Canada
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Originally Posted by QuickSilver Dear Mommy -
I love you too! You are the best mommy in the whole world. I am happy to have the opportunity to clear up a few things:
1. Mud puddles - if I don't walk through them, who will? I'm sad to hear that you do not take this responsibility as seriously as I do. It's not that I enjoy mud puddles. It is the principle.
2. Running water - we are already wet, what's in one more stream going to do?
3. Why do you get to poop inside and I don't? This seems discriminatory.
4. I'm glad you brought this up, because we need to discuss this whole "leash" idea. I'm not sure who told you that I need to be on a leash, but I assure you, I do not. Think about it - with no leash, I would be able to chase the geese, and your arm would not get yanked. Doesn't this make more sense for both of us?
I'm looking forward to having lots more fun with you once I've recharged a little bit. By the way, there is no need to store the treat box up on the counter. Please place it on the floor, opened. I promise I will only eat as many as necessary.
I love you! I love you! I love you!
Love,
SophieKate | HAHAHAHAH, OMG...I am LMAO!!!! |
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