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Originally Posted by stovesj  Now can you only imagine if Yorkie's could talk like the African Greys. that would be very interesting...I wonder what they would say? |
Something probably like this:
Does this dress make me look fat? I think it does. Get me something else.
That's the wrong color hairbow to go with this outfit.
I don't WANT my food... I want YOUR food.
I think you need to drop a piece of that pizza down here to the floor. You know... like right here.
BROCCOLI???? You want me to eat broccoli? Have you lost your mind?
Are we there yet?
Can you move over? I don't have enough room on the bed. Yeah yeah... a little more please (human falls off) PERFECT! Thanks!
It was the cat that pee'd on the floor. Not me!
You need to buy me more stuff. I don't have enough clothes.
I don't need to go to the vet, I feel perfectly fine!
If you think sleeping on the floor is so darn cute, YOU sleep there!
Let's get the rules straight. I own the house. You're allowed to live here as long as you give me all your food and money. K cupcake?