This is a great thread!
Here are mine:
1. I'm 34 and don't know how to drive.
2. I met my husband in a bar and married him 3 months later.
3. I did not speak English until I was almost 5 (lived in France).
4. I gave up a lucrative job to stay at home and have never regretted it.
5. I hate my best friend's boyfriend, but cannot tell her.
6. I love opera
7. I take a book to the same restaurant every week and have lunch by myself.
8. I am addicted to pedicures and get them every 2 weeks, even in winter.
9. I once told my son the park was closed because I was too tired to go out
10. My favorite band is the Decemberists.
11. I give dirty looks to people who talk on their cell phones while sitting on the bus.
12. I am obsessed with skincare products and skim my housekeeping money to by new things!
13. Sometimes, when my son is at school, I take a nap.
14. Instead of a yorkie, I almost got a papillon.
15. I go to mass every week, without fail.
16. I became an American citizen at the age of 17
17. I've had an IRA since I was 20.
18. I believe that there is always a larger issue at hand.
19. I'm addicted to gossipy magazines like US or Star. I buy them and hide them from my husband
20. Like AlaskaYorkie, I keep my friends close and my enemies closer.