(Yay BOYS!!!!! They're all momma's boys, and they know it.
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Name: Nikko (but sometimes they call me monster, stinky, buster, booger, or turdbrain)
Mommas name: Lauren
My birthday: August 29th, 2008
Age: Almost 6 months old!
Favorite game: I love tug-of-war, and fetch is OK too. My favorite toy though is the neighbor dog. I jump all over him and he growls a lot but puts up with whatever I want to do to him. He's the best toy ever!
Tip for younger boys: It doesn't matter if you have to pee or not... just ring the bell or do your pre-potty dance approximately every five minutes. This means that you will get to go outside more often. Actually peeing or pooping once you're out there is optional. Outside is the bestest!
Favorte place to potty and hopefully not get caught: It's not so much where, but how. When you potty outside, make a big deal about it and be real obvious - make sure you get your treat. But if you wanna go inside, don't even squat or lift your leg... that way, they usually can't even tell that you are peeing! And if you don't get caught in the act, they can't yell at you!
Anything else you might like to add: It takes time, but don't give up. Humans really are trainable, you just have to be extra patient with them. You will learn your humans and how to make them read your signals and how to make them do exactly what you want. I am still working on mine, and sometimes they still disappoint me, but they are getting better. I look forward to all us boys collaborating... maybe we can make our own forum. Maybe we should call it HumanTalk.
And now, a picture of me for us boys followed by a sexy glam shot for the ladies, just in case any of them read this thread. I lose my jelly beans in a week, but until then they are still controlling everything I say and do, so please pass on the 2nd picture to every hottie girlie yorkie you can find. Actually, I don't even care if they're yorkies. I probably don't even care if they're hotties. Just give me girlies before they take away my testosterone forever!!!!!!!!!
