 Ewwww
Here is a story that has become a family tradition. Now My mom is 82 yrs old and spent her childhood on a farm. She live in another state than me, but she calls me one day hysterical and says her Rufus' penis is falling out. I got her to calm down and tell me what she is talking about. She says that Rufus has always humped the cat and his stuffed bear, but she never saw his penis. But this morning he is walking around funny so looks him over and it is hanging out all the way and there is lump at the end of it next to his scrotum and it looks like it is going to fall out. Of course I started giggling and she gets so mad at me. I said I can't believe she has lived this long and a farm girl and don't know about boy dogs. She is very indignant and says that she didn't do things with the animals. I told her to go take Rufus to a dark room, like the bathroom, and wait about 30 minutes and it should be okay. She did and of course he was fine, but she didn't believe me that it was normal so she took him to the vet and of course he told her the same thing. I also told her that his hair probably needs trimming down there which she said couldn't do, so she took him to a groomer. |