LOL sorry to laugh ... my Bebe does that too. I don't think there is much you can do about that other than take it away LOL. I know Bebe does it out of boredom. So got her toys to play with and leave the TV on for her. Because the TV is on she thinks someone is home and she leaves the paper alone sometimes. When she get's bored she plays with her toys, but it's only a temporary fix. Honestly I thing the only cure is to never leave them alone. Which could be quite difficult... another solution would be to get the dog a pet.