I love Thor dearly, but he is not what I would call emotionally supportive. I've had a couple coughing fits around him - water going down the wrong windpipe, that kind of thing - and he just lies there without a care in the world.
I have a really gross story that I have been waiting to tell for months, and I think this is my opportunity.
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One night, I was feeling really sick. I took an Ambien just to get some sleep before work the next day. In the middle of the night I woke up and realized that I was about to throw up. If you've ever taken Ambien, you know how groggy it makes you. In fact, I was so out of it, that I just sat up and puked on the rug next to my bed. Totally gross, right?
Can you guess what came next?
Thor jumped off the bed and ate it!!!!! Again, I was dazed and didn't register what was going on. In fact, I remember being happy that I didn't have to clean the rug. I just went back to sleep, and Thor got his teeth brushed the next day.
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