Oh my! How citing! We got a big o wat in our yard. Mommy an Daddy caw it a possum. But it wooks wike a big o wat to us. We habn't cawt it yet, but we r twying.
We did kill a snake dat wuz gettin too cwose to de granbabies. Mommy an Daddy wus weally prowd! Eben if it wuz jus a gwass snake.

Twy one of doz to get on ur mommy's good side.