Higgin's Mom: guess they don't know about Yoda! He eats probably two very small scoops of Royal Canin a day, plus some chicken (usually the meat off one full drumstick when he gets it). We use small teabag coasters (I think you are supposed to put teabags in em) as our 'scooper'.
bettyanne: it'd be soooo pathetic to see a Yorkie in the corner, with tail tucked between their legs and a sad, "It wasn't me!" look... I couldn't bear it, I do sometimes yell at Yoda, but I feel bad when I do, and usually I have a reason (like not wanting him to run into the street). At least that's what I tell myself. The only discipline I really have is not giving him any of my food.
Wow, a GOLF BALL? Can she even fit that in her mouth bettyeanne??? I think perhaps she took a mini club and stood up and swung it when you weren't looking. She's practicing to be on the YPGA (Yorkie Professional Golf Association) Tour... :P