[QUOTE=Nikki+2;2432875]Love that one! I heard this one somewhere- I'm keeping it in the back of my mind for when it becomes appropriate.
When a woman reaches a certain age, she has to decide between a pretty face or a nice a$$ because she can't have both.
I try to deny any truth there but I can't help but notice "plumper" older women have smoother faces.[/QUOTE]
Hey! I noticed that too. so maybe I will keep my few extra pounds..