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					Originally Posted by jp4m2  Count me in.....
 THE CLEANING POEM
 
 I asked the Lord to tell me
 Why my house is such a mess.
 He asked if I'd been 'computering',
 And I had to answer 'yes.'
 
 He told me to get off my fanny
 And tidy up the house.
 And so I started cleaning up...
 The smudges off my mouse.
 
 I wiped and shined the topside.
 That really did the trick...
 I was just admiring my work..
 I didn't mean to 'click.'
 
 But click, I did, and...oops! I found
 A real absorbing site.
 That I got SO way into it.
 I was into it all night.
 
 Nothing's changed except my mouse
 It's very, very shiny.
 I guess my house will stay a mess...
 While I sit here on my hiney.
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Love the poem, it's perfect!