[quote=JMuedog;2425704]fox hole
fortune cookies
fruit cake
folding table
folding chair
freezing rain
fox news
fire truck
flap jacks
funny farm
flat tire
foot powder 
Fart Machine 
four wheeler
fresh fish
freezer door
french door
fairy godmother   
hahaha.. Love it... But not right... Sounds like you know my Husband!  

  His Nickname is Tooter!