Greetings, Lord Ranger. My faithful human never leaves my side. She takes me to a special place five days a week. Maybe that is where your human goes as well? It is a wonderful place where you can run and pee wherever you want. There are lots of other humans around to pet me and give me snacks as I desire. The only downside is that other dogs try and enter my territory occasionally. However, they usually leave if I bark at them all day. |