[LordRanger]

hello

i am lord ranger i am a male yorkie. i have a 25 year old human she is 24 1/2 years older than me. she thinks she owns me but actually i own her. please dont tell her ok? she goes away all day 5 days a week for something i don't know what but i was able to break into her computer to write this. i cant believe there are so many other yorkies out there just like me who know english and are able to set up a web site just so that yorkies can talk to each other on computer. wow this internet is awesome.


please help. i am locked in house. bad human. she need to learn. i need to steal a key from somewhere to get out. also please send chicken. i like chicken. i like food. i like to eat food. i like to hunt food. i like food.


also if there are any pretty female yorkies out there please send picture and a key. i want to play with female yorkies. lots of them. if you let me out of house we can play. i let you play with my toys. no i wont. but you can try.