[QuickSilver]

Does anyone else wonder about how much fun their dog has during the day? Here's what a typical day from my schedule would look like:

- Wake up at your leisure and get tummy rub. (fun)
- Get your eyes cleaned (not terribly fun)
- Go out for your morning walk, get poop stuck to your backside, necessitating bath. (not fun)
- Breakfast (fun)
- Ride in the car (for some reason, not fun)
- Sleep
- Intermittant petting (fun)
- Learn a new trick (fun)
- Another ride in the car (not fun)
- Dinner (fun)
- Go out for a walk, but decide it's too cold
- Mommy tries out a new sweatsuit on you (not that fun)
- Mommy forces you to walk outside in the cold for ten minutes to see if you will warm up and enjoy it (not fun)
- Mommy takes off your harness, which always freaks you out a little (not fun)
- Mommy plays "kill the sock" with you (fun)
- Mommy stops playing "kill the sock" about 30 minutes before you are ready to stop (not fun)
- Sleep on Mommy's bed (fun)

So... that's seven fun activities and seven un-fun ones. Plus, I need to add toothbrushing in, which is definitely not fun. I feel guilty!