Hawwie dere are thwee puppies at my house! Mommy bwought dem home yesterday! Dey have dimeawea wight now so dey sorta smell wike poop, but Mommy bought some puppywipes at WalMart and her is gonna use 'em on da boys tomowwow. Dey hab tiny wittle winkies Hawwie! Dey wook wike wittle Q-tips! Teeheeheehee! I toudn't help it! I sneaked a wook! Bwett says Mommy and I are preeverts! What is a preevert? It must be sumpin' dood if I are one! I'm soooo sowwy your Mommy has been sick! Did her hab to do to da dogtor and dit a shot? Mommy says for her to get wots ob west cause da wewapse is worse dan habing it da first time! Well, gotta go now and check on da wink...I mean da puppies! Da puppies! Wuv, Wexy