Many years ago my daughter in law decided she wanted puppies from my husbands then, 11 year old Golden and her Golden. AJ had never fathered pups so I took him to the Fertility Expert to make sure his sperm was still healthy. The vet suggested since there were many dead sperm that AJ be ejaculated for the next 2 days before using him for breeding. We decided since this was my DIL's idea she got to do the nasty deed. She arrived with cow exam gloves, safety glasses and a paper hospitol gown on. She wasn't trying to be funny either. We coached her as to the vets instruction and she was thourghly embarassed and of course we were practically rolling on the floor. Well AJ got really excited and knocked her to the floor and was attempting to have his way with Her. OMG it was the most histarical thing I've ever witnessed. That poor girl has not lived that down to this day. Needless to say this was the end of the dog breeding experience for her. (and her dog too) lol |