I just remembered! When my son was in the 8th grade, I made him sit down in the bathroom while I cut his hair. This was back in the 70s and long hair was in and he did NOT want me to cut his hair. SO HE JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW!!! And we were UPSTAIRS!!! He didn't get hurt, thank God, but he sure did give me a scare!
The Family Curse* WORKS! He is now 44 and has two darling little girls, 6 and 3, and they sometimes give him a good scare and a lot of groans......Like the time he went in to wake his daughter up from her nap and found her on her changing table COMPLETELY COVERED in Balmex! It took them two weeks to get all that grease out of her hair...and off the walls....Now we call her the Balmex Queen.
*The Family Curse: I hope when you grow up you have a kid that gives you as much trouble as you give me!