I'm so sorry! Doing something like that at night in the dark always makes it worse!
The other weekend I was sitting in a wooden chair in my back yard and all of a sudden the thing fell apart on me! I hit the deck HARD in a pile of rotted wood! I was head to toe bruises, but I had Identical ones on the back of my calfs that turned super dark. I actually had some stranger stop me while shopping and ask if I had gotten calf implants!
Looking back I wish someone would have videotaped it so I could put it on you tube and become famous!!!!!
Have a great lunch!