Hey, u no what, Buck-eye, de piwate? We shud be on de cuber of a Yorkie womance novel, cawd "De Piwate and de Lady"! My mommy weeds 'skin' womance novels, an she tinks de piwates on dem are kool...
"PIXIE! ...what r u doing on my computer!"
O no! Mommy coming! Wuv u!
Oh great, Pixe! Now everyone knows I read cheesy pirate romance novels...
Glad your little guy is better!