Good idea! then maybe we'll get the same ones!
This one that I got made me laugh
"I tried to throw a bottle at the ship but it didn't work.
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I've done it before. It makes a nice CLANG sound.
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I like to toss it at the dolphins who ride the ship's wake.. they bob it and toss it in the air.. it's quite entertaining.
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I prefer to bury it in the sand and pretend to discover it the next day."
LOL I am going to have entirely too much fun with this.