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Old 11-10-2008, 03:04 PM   #53
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Originally Posted by Missiemiss View Post
Oh boy...what a problem we have. I think we have only one reasonable thing to do besides a feces analysis....

Jack needs to stand at trial - with a jury of his peers. Honestly, it's the only way to do this.

I propose to move the venue to another area (IOWA) and Jack can face his accusers.

*Froto talking here* YEAH! COme on Jack! Come on to Iowa! I know THERE IS NO way you could have done THAT!! Unless they can prove it through pawprint analysis, it's an open and shut case!

(oops.....a FAIR and IMPARTIAL Jury of his peers!)
Ha ha! Nice try, but Jack will not stand trial with a jury of his pee-ers

Because ...

He's been exonerated! Yes, at weigh in today, he went from 4.2 pounds (last week) to 4.1 pounds this week. Clearly, he is not overeating. He was 4.4 pounds before his recent surgery.

But now I'm stuck with finding another suspect.

Eddie's weight was up 3 ounces from last week, but he was weighed on a full stomach.

Rusty suspiciously missed the weigh in. He was on a hike with a friend who likes to walk him, no doubt trying to dump a few extra pounds before the big weigh in.
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