OMG!! This happened to me once... I can really feel for ya! The pain & misery!!! With mine, I fell on a wooden step and hit it just right. They wanted to put me in the hospital & lance the big fat bruise and then stick a drain in it.. YUCK!!! But from all the poking & prodding the doctor did to examine it, I think he burst it...so it sort of dispersed after that (so no surgery or drain!)... but man, it hurt for MONTHS!! Sitting to drive a car or sitting at work was sheer misery until it burst. That was about 15 years ago and I still have a little dent in that butt-cheek!!
Broken Butt Club.... i see it already!