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Old 11-07-2008, 10:34 PM   #1
Lindsay1973
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The Doggy Dictionary!

Leash-A strap that attaches to your collar,enabling you to lead your human where you want him/her to go.

Dog bed-any clean soft surface-such as the white bedspread in the guestroom or the newly upholstered couch in the living room

Drool-What you do when your humans have food and you don't.To do this properly you must sit as close to them as possible and look sad as you let the drool fall to the floor or better yet their laps.

Bath-This is a process in which humans drench the floor,walls and themselves with water.You can help by shaking vigorously and frequently.

Bump-the best way to get humans attention when they drinking a hoy cup of tea or coffee

Love-A feeling of intense affection given freely and without restriction.The best way to show love is to wag your tail.If youre lucky a human will love you in return
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