I have contemplated getting a new puppy, rolling it around in mud and taking it home telling my dh that I saw someone throw it out of their car window.

He would be so full of sympathy for the little one that he would probably let me keep it.

BUT - and that is a huge but - I can't be that dishonest.

Besides when the little thing grew up looking like a yorkie he'd figure it out!
I HAVE always wanted a calico cat though! LOL