oh gosh, i read this title as "not in the MOUNTAIN DEW." i love diet mountain dew, so I guess that what led me to think the worst....you know, mountain dew is yellow and all, and i was expecting a hideously disgusting end to your story.
i'm sorry about your MORNING dew mishap! but i thought the mountain dew mishap i was envisioning in my head might make you laugh and think, "it coulda been way worse"
note to self: when your obsession with diet soda is interfering with YT, you...must... cut...back.
