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Originally Posted by velobabe   To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it ' furniture.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, they are adopted children who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly. Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
01. Eat less
02. Don't ask for money all the time
03. Are easier to train
04. Normally come when called
05. Never ask to drive the car
06. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
07. Don't smoke or drink
08. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
09. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and...
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children  |
I actually have this printed with Toto's pic at the top, framed and in a prominent place to be seen as soon as you enter our home! We
really mean it! She is a good girl [slightly spoiled!
] and she doesn't do obnoxious things when visitors are there, soooooo .... if they are offended, they aren't welcome in our home,
seriously!! She is more behaved than some people's children that we know. Sorry, but we feel that if we can train a Yorkie to be well behaved, God help humans who can't train/control their children!!
