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Originally Posted by latinaspark

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see
that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he
saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was
addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the
envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.


Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had

to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with

mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so

nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her

piercing's, and tattoos, and tight motorcycle clothes and the fact

that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...

Dad, she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She

owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the

whole winter. We share a dream o f having many more children. Stacy

has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt

anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other

people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will

pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better.

She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of


myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get

to know your grandchildren.


Love, Your Son John



P. S.

Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.



I got this in an email, sorry, I HAD to share

thanks for sharing this