That's too funny. And I've been there. I've learned to downsize when Bailey is OUTSIDE and has no idea, then quickly place them in a plastic bag and hide them in the closet..
I just give mine to neighbors so when ever I see them I quickly grab them and shove them out the door before he can get a wiff.
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Rhonda, Bailey, Josie and my angel Bella Rue'
"Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened."
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