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Originally Posted by jencar98

LOLOL......That's funny! I would write my son back:

Dear John,

Your mother and I hope you and whats-her-name will be very happy. Also we are hoping your marijuana farm prospers, as your mother and I will need extended care in our older years and are expecting you to provide for it. I'm sure we will be needing a place to stay (with you all of course!) and help with our daily needs, such as diaper changing, teeth cleaning, etc.

Love,
Dad


HAHAHAHA....see where honesty about a report card could have spared you this harrowing thought?