[Tiggerwit]

A woman carrying an infant got on a bus. As she paid her fare, the bus driver exclaimed, “Wow, that’s one ugly baby!” The woman was speechless. As she sat down, then said to an elderly gentleman next to her, “That bus driver just insulted me!” The man said, “You shouldn’t have to take that from a public servant - he should show you respect. You should report him.” The woman replied, “You’re right, I think I will.” The man said, “You go on up there and get his badge number. I’ll hold your monkey for you.”