[Tiggerwit]

A little girl asked her MOM, 'Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?' Mom replies ,
'No, because she is in heat.'
'What's that mean?' asked the child.
'Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.'
The little girl goes to the garage and says,
'Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.'
Dad said, 'Bring Belle over here.'
He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said,
'OK, you can go now, but t keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block.'
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.
Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Belle?'



( YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!! !! )


The little girl said, 'She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home.'