Aww, Wexy, yoos beein a bad girl....wat yoo thinkin beein crazy like dat and makin yor momma chase yoo wid a fwy-swatting fingy? I kno waywa is a cool wab but her runnin off wadn't cool and neider is yoo runnin away. Yoo stay at home and wisten to yor momma, k? Den I's will be pwoud of yoo and evwyone on heer on YT will sends you notes sayin' good dog, Wexy! (Dat's a good fing to heer, it will make yoor tail wag and yoor mommy mite even giv yoo tweats. If you're good dat is.) But don't wowwy, no matters wat, we all wuvs you
Wuv,
Suwwy
PS. Yoor momma maaks my momma waff! She say shes funny, da way she tell stowwies about yoo and what her had ta do. Heehee.