Sam & Loki are usually sitting on my head staring at me waiting for me to open my eyes. If they are, we go straight outside to pee and then I feed them. I usually get up before my husband so I try to give him a few minutes of extra sleep while I get the dogs outside and fed before they run back to bed and bounce on him.
The ironic part is that once we are up, they go back to sleep.
You didn't put iPhone on the list. Those things make it way too easy to check email in the morning!