There was this man that took his dog duck hunting with him
in his little john boat.
When the ducks flew over head he shot and one fell. He told the
dog to go and get the duck. The dog jumped from the boat walked
across the water, got the duck, and came back.
The duck hunter couldn't believe his eyes. So he waited until
more ducks flew over, shot, one fell, he ordered the dog to go
get the duck. The jumped from the boat walked across the water,
got the duck, and came back. The still couldn't believe his eyes.
So off to town he went to find a preacher because everyone
believes a preacher.
Well when they are sitting the boat, ducks fly by, man shoots,
one falls, he orders the dog to fetch. The dog jumps from the
boat walks across the water gets the duck and comes back. The
preacher didn't say anything.
So the man asked the preacher, "didn't you see anything strange
about my dog?"
The preacher answered, "sure he can't swim."
