It's hard to imagine that the OP is for real, but I have had some smiles and laughs reading some of these post! They are great. Have a good night and give all the Yorkies, Maltese, Morkies, Yorkiepoos, etc big hugs tonight. "Stink or no stink".
PS: My little Butterfly (purebred Yorkie) loves to find the stinkiest think in the yard are roll in it
. She hates baths, but she gets plenty of them!