LOL no but I can't wait for an answer!
Just yesterday Bud pooped and I bent down to pick it up and he did
his thing and dirt went down the top of my blouce into my bra!
I yelled at him and got caught by a passer by! I was embarassed
to be caught yelling at Bud for kicking dirt down my blouce

Sometimes he get's so "into it" it's hysterical.
Much like a bull ready to charge.