Roxy: Mommy I get so stressed when you leave that I just can't control my pee - so if you would never leave me (and not just leave the house, I mean going upstairs when I am downstairs) then I would never pee in places that I am not suppose to. Also, sometimes I eat poop because I am jealous of TJ and I don't want him to get it first, so stop brushing my teeth already
TJ: Why won't you let me kill that bunny
