Ohhhhhh what a fun thread.
1. My Lil Princess...why are you so obsessed with the toilet in my bathroom? Please don't think that if you put your tennis ball in there that you will get to watch it swirl around.

Save the tennis ball for your swimming pool....or your water bowl would work....but pleeeeease not the toilet !!!!!
2. Are you happy having the kitchen as all yours during the day while I'm at work?