I got home from work the other day, let Miles out of his crate, and sat down at the computer to check my e-mail quickly. Well he was very eager to see me and kept jumping up and down and whining at my chair. So I reached down, picked him up, and held him up to my face. As soon as I said, "how was your day, little guy?" he farted...loudly.
Boy, do I feel loved!