OMG that was so funny! I couldn't work for her but I guess it's helpful in finding someone who will be in for the long haul if you tell them all the downsides up front. She gets a gold star sticker

for liking Nikkis.
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"If you have men who will exclude any of God’s creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow men." — St. Francis of Assisi, 1181-1226