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Originally Posted by sashajade  er ben my first yorkie had string hanging out his bum and my mum pulled it and it went on for ages  zac pooped plastic petals from a flower but the one that made me laugh the most was when scampi couldnt go poo for a couple of days and he had tummyake so he was on my lap unside down while i was rubbing his tummy, my brother and i were talking and all of a sudden scampi farted and this lump of hard poo shot out of his bum and across the room and hit are sittingrooms door with a thud! my brother and i just looked at each other like  and couldnt stop laughing lol it was lucky no one opened the door as it shot across the room cos the speed it was going could of killed someone lol |
LOL! This made me laugh sooooo hard! I too can picture a poop bullet shooting out!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!