Omgosh my heart is STILL racing.
I got out of the shower and was doing my hair. The medicine cabinet in there has three pannels. Each pannel is a mirrored door. Well, I was looking for the frizz tamer stuff (I hate when it rains lol) and it wasn't in there. I went to look in the other cabinet and when I turned around someone was looking back at me!

I nearly pooped myself right then and there.
THEN....I realized it was ME! I left the mirrored door on the far right open accidently so when I turned around I saw my reflection.
Don't think you won't ever say a REALLY bad word either. Because I promise when you know you are the only person in the house and you turn around to someone looking at you, you WILL say a bad word - and you might even need another shower too!