Mommy talled me a dwama queen! Her shouldn't tall me names! Her said I was wike having a tiny tiger by the tail when her was tombing me! Her was twying to dit my ponytail wubberband in and I kept twisting and cwying and genewawwy being a pain in da bootie!
Dat's when it happened, and her talled me a dwama queen! Humph! Of course, her does keep da hair outta my wittle eyes and her washes my bootie when it gets a wittle poo poo stuck on it. I guess I'll keep Mommy! Daddy took me to bed wif him wast nite and I swept wif him and Mommy all nite wong! No tee tee in da bed neiver! I'm detting soooo gwown up!
Wuv, Wexy
