|   Bragging about kids - Priceless 
  Four friends, who  hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party 
 After several drinks,  one of the men had to use the rest room.
 
 Those who remained  talked about their kids.
 
 The first guy said, 'My  son is my pride and joy.He started working at a successful company at the bottom  of the barrel.
 He studied  Economics
 and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate  ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave  his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.'
 
 The  second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working  for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot.  Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its  assets He's so rich that he gave his best
 friend a brand new jet for his  birthday.'
 
 The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My son studied  in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own  construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something  very nice and expensive to his best friend for his
 birthday: A 30,000 square  foot mansion.'
 
 The three friends congratulated each other just as the  fourth returned from the restroom and asked: 'What are all the congratulations
 for?'
 
 One of the three said: 'We were talking about the pride we  feel for the successes of our sons. .What about your son?'
 
 The fourth  man replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a  nightclub.'
 
 The three friends said: 'What a shame... what a  disappointment.'
 
 
 The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed.  He's my son and I love him.
 And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday  was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a  brand new jet and
 a top of the line Mercedes from his three  boyfriends.
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