Where do I start, been married since 1972. Lot of years isnt it. Lived in the same house for 20 yrs and he still cant find
anything. He opens the cabinet and says wheres the skillets? or opens the fridge and without
even looking yells wheres the ketsup? So i have to get up and go find it and hand it to him.

Another thing is him standing over me when I'm on the computer

, esp eating a bowl of cereal. Crunch crunch crunch.
I have a list a mile long in the 30 + yrs we been married.
Been married this long I guess I'll have to keep him..........LOL
Oh one more thing, if hes sick

OMG such a baby!!!!!!!!!!
Sometimes I'm a mother and sometimes I'm a wife.